I'm not going to talk about "kidneys" yet. Right now I need to sound off about the new and improved gas pumps.

I guess the pump nozzles were modified due to a small possibility of back up of fumes and yadda yadda - KABoom! I hate the things. I have to hang on tight to position it just right which usually takes me 3 or 4 times to get. If I don't have a hold of it just right, it shuts off. To top it all off, which I never do by the way, after I'm finished pumping the gas, it still spurts some on my car.

If you have any helpful hints, let me know!